Sunday, November 29, 2009

Tiger Turns Ostrich

Amid the Rumours and speculation which surround the mysterious events of Friday 27th,
Tiger Woods, 33, still remains stoical in his cooperation with the Florida Highway Patrol in relation
to his Road Traffic Accident.

Could it be that Mr Woods is taking the phrase "driving one into the trees" a little to literally?
Possibly so.

A spokesperson for the Sporting Behemoth, C.Noevil, told Mind Material that "Tiger is not available
for comment for health reasons"

We at MM feel that with his wealth of experience on the Green, sticking your head in the sand trap is
a schoolboy error, lets hope he emerges very soon.

Bennett

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