How Crude

Following Dubai's ham fisted approach to the toxic debt amassed by avaricious conglomerate Dubai World, the ensuing butterfly effect has cast its apocalyptic waves on many a western shore,
fueling fears of a recapitulation of exorbitant Petrol prices on the forecourts of Europe and the Americas.

With Oil prices reaching an all time high, Mind Material have received eye witness accounts of panic buying and general mob-rule at the pumps throughout the western hemisphere.

A Petro-canada forcourt in Asbestos, QC, Canada has recently been the target of a "snatch & Grab" style attack, the bewildered forecourt attendant, M.Gibson, 53, told Mind Material that a "Berserk Australian motorcycle gang, fronted by a large, muscular man with a hockey mask
over his disfigured face and a Feral Kid wielding a sharp-edged steel boomerang" mounted a daring raid and made off with thousands of dollars worth of petroleum.

A similar attack took place in Nuneaton, Warwickshire, UK where a stunned onlooker, George Miller watched in horror as a "Skinny, leatherfaced individual with an Australian accent"managed to make off with £275 worth of High Octane Shell Optimax whilst piloting a Gyro-copter style vehicle.

One particularly servile station attendant assessed the grave situation yesterday "it like that mad max or something, mad max on bikes"


Bennett