In an unprecedented move the by the British government this week, the united kingdom has agreed on terms to sell Queen Elizabeth II to the united arab emirates for 3 billion pounds. The deal which will be finalized on Friday came as shock to the Queen who is reported to think she is "worth at least 3.5 billion". Prime minister Gordon Brown and chancellor of the exchequer Alistar Darling are reportedly very happy with the deal, Brown insisting it was all prince Edwards idea "well, shes been saying she wanted a holiday for a while now and eddie hasn't got the wherewithal to take her anywhere" The Arabs will be putting the Queen to work in one of their illustrious camel ranches north of the border, and insist she works herself to an early grave so they can put her in formaldehyde and show her off in museums.
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