Flu-Shot !!!

A man has been shot dead on a New York subway train. Reports last night confirmed a Caucasian male, 6"1, has been taken out of commission by a cacophony of flying lead. The man who was on the E train running east, was said to be "sneezing and coughing recklessly." Somewhere between Lexington Ave and Queens Plaza the man was asked if it was the H1N1 influenza he was carrying, when he would not reply, panic ensued and 32 shots were fired. Police say the gunman, who remains unknown, had "acted appropriately", as an autopsy later proved that it was in fact the deadly H1N1 strain the male had been sneezing. The gunman, whom onlookers have jovially nicknamed "trigger happy" is urged to keep a low profile, as he is wanted for first degree murder