Police and fire rescue services were called to Lindsey Lohan's Malibu mansion on Friday after they recieved a series of panicked 911 calls from her family. The controversy began around 10:30pm as 2 new "twits" showed up on lohans twitter account, the first saying "nuts" followed by "cokecokecoke." The family, fearing the worst for the troubled actress, tried repeatedly to contact lohan by phone before driving over to the mansion to try forcing an entry. Unable to break into lohans fort knox like dwelling they called for help from the emergency services. After bulldozing down the front of the house, police and fire services were amused to find lohans pet monkey, Sebastian, sitting at her laptop computer. Lohan, after returning from an emergency acting class, informed the officers that Sebastian, a recent graduate from the Beverly hills animal university, was fully competent with a keyboard and must have typed the messages himself as he is quite partial to a late night snack of peanuts and coca cola. A police spokesman said "were just glad it was coca cola and not cocaine"
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