Hillary-ous

In what appeared to be nothing more than an abstruse comment made to Mullah Abdul Jalil, 64,
emminent senior member of the Taliban, Hillary Rodham Clinton, 62, has managed to persuade
the Taliban to see the error of their ways and lay down arms in a prodigious armistice to
commence with immediate affect.

Former first lady and wife of 42nd President of the United States, serial charlatan and intern
botherer Bill Clinton, managed this feat during a private phone call with Jalil during
which it is rumoured that Clinton simply instructed the despot to "Stop Showing Off"

With the wind truely taken out of his sails Jalil conceeded defeat and agreed to lay down arms.

It is now rumoured that Clinton has devised a technique to tell Zimbabwean Tyrant Robert Gabriel Karigamombe Mugabe, 85, to carry on doing what hes doing, that the west wants him to do it. The hope being this will trigger the marxists need to rebel and he will stop



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