President Barack Obama has upset prominent senior members of the now defunct black panthers party it was reported yesterday. At a washington D.C function on wednesday, Obama was allegedly seen hogging down all the the proscuitto and melon nibbles whilst spouting anti panther rhetoric to anyone who would listen. He is rumored to have "dissed" the panthers for their radical policies and disorganized internal structure whilst laughing "maniacally" at suggestions they helped pave the way for a black president. Son of former panthers leader Ustice Ewaar, reginald, has stated "I'm disappointed in Obama, there were plenty of nibbles to go around but he just kept taking, and he said some seriously whack shit"
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