Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Fubu issues ban on old folks


In an unprecedented move by the hip hop clothing company Fubu, retailers are now being giving guidelines on exactly who they can sell their clothes to. Staff at most major retailers have been attending week long seminars hastily organized by desperate Fubu executives. The seminars are designed to educate the retailers about the general description of a "Fubu-ite". This comes after a spate of recent sightings showing veterans and pensioners wearing the once youthful brand in bingo halls and retirement homes. Matt Shillings, vice president of Fubu corp.international, believes the falling economy is to blame for the switch in trends "after the crash we dropped our prices to try and increase stagnant sales, but the kids just turned their backs on us. It was after that, the older people started purchasing the clothing from bargain bins nationwide"

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