North Korea, supreme leader Kim jong-il has got some serious backtracking to do after a national ecological report was released this week. The diminutive dictator, who in 2007 equiped the entire nation with sticks and brooms and insisted they kill sparrows as part of his anti-sparrow campaign, has been inmformed of the havoc this is reaking in the korean ecosystem.
Kim, who's plan to wipe out the entire sparrow community came after finding out that the birds were responsible for depleating much needed grain stock piles, is said to have flown into a "tornado of deep regret" after ignoring experts advice on the subject.
It turns out, as the scientists clearly stated, excess grain - which is used to bankroll weapons deals -isnt the only bi product of a sparrowless nation, their extermination has created a safe haven for innumerable pests who in turn are causing disease throughout the country.
Kim jong-il has now resorted to groveling to Russian premier Vladimir Putin, who has accepted a deal to sell the Korean 200 000 sparrows within a period of 2 years.
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