Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Gaga loses head


Lady Gaga has caused outrage amongst concerned parents after making lewd remarks at a recent show in Montreal QC.

Gaga, who claims "i can do what i want on my stage, that's my prerogative in this little theater we call life." After singing a new song "blowing up the scene" she announced that the song was about "giving head to make it" the crowd dispersed immediately, some fans throwing there big foam thumbs at the stage.

Complaints rained in by the thousands as the fans poured out, one fan claiming "she should try having a poker tongue" whilst some people looked confused by this comment, they still backed it vehemently, showing the often mindless nature of a "gaga-bitch" as the singer likes to call her fans.

Out of the 21 000 tickets issued,over half were allocated for kids under 16, after the show finished many kids were seen running around montreal's business district looking for record execs to help them "make it"

Insiders say this is a clear retaliation to Kayne West's MTV music awards stunt as the two singers are rumored to be having a "who can be the most stupid annoying cunt competition", shes gonna have to try harder than that !

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